My Dog Wears Diapers

I’ve been in this neck of the Texas woods for five years, having moved here from the DFW Metroplex. It took me only five days, however, to discover that I intensely dislike the driving habits of Hill Country motorists. Interestingly, many people here love to rant about “crazy Dallas drivers,” which is the roadway equivalent of John Wayne Gacy lecturing others about moral turpitude.

There are many—oh, so many—problems with local drivers, but I wanted to share a few of the most common issues I see. If you find yourself committing any of these errors, please, for the kids’ sake, get off the road. read more…